March 2012
February 2012
ewrecktion:
“Hello Lifealert”
“Hello Stella, are you okay?”
“… is your refrigerator running?”
“Stella, we’re all getting a little tired of your bullshit”
3rd grade:
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME.
SWEET JESUS. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
ok fu i still do this to people and it's fucking hilarious thank you very much xox
